A Corner of the Internets

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

giancarlovolpe:

A little behind the scenes look of the early stages of Green Lantern the Animated Series.

My eternal gratitude to everyone who helped prove the doubters wrong.

tastefullyoffensive:

[keeponkeepinoff]
thefrogman:

THE STORY OF EASTER (As best I can remember)
On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.
Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.
They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

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thefrogman:

THE STORY OF EASTER (As best I can remember)

On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.

Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.

They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

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YOU’LL LAUGH, I PROMISE!

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

but not for the magic tricks. for being a passive social “terrorist.” is why.
fowllanguagecomics:

Easter vs. the Rest of the Year

fowllanguagecomics:

Easter vs. the Rest of the Year

DJ MeTalliX - Ballad of the Goddess Dubstep Remix
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djmetallix:

Now it will play in the audio player!

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

smilinglover:

Ed, Edd n’ Eddy 1999-2009 | Intro

Dun. Dunun. Dun dun dun nun. Dun dun dun nun nunnn.

cas-get-into-my-ass:

blowmeharry:

shellfish-machines:

i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want 

sanity

people are so demanding