ALTanother commission for @adxmanial, their wonderful faun Lazarus! thank you for the opportunity to draw this boy again ✨
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I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter
Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended
*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
decentralize and clean up your life!!!
- use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.
- use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).
- use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.
- get rid of bloatware
- use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite
- use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.
- use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.
- use storygraph instead of goodreads.
- use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions
- use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.
- use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp
- make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge
- use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google
- use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)
- use flashpoint to play archived online flash games
- find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books
- burn your music onto cds
- use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe
- use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes
- use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail
- remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X
- remove bloatware on samsung X
- use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta
- use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.
feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3
last updated: march 18th 2025